i don't want to see hoarders...
the biggest loser
insane chefs denigrating the help
people eating worms
hollywood gossip news
or flannel-shirted men catching catfish.
damn the ice road truckers
guys catching crabs for endless hours
and slanted news like FOX and MSNBC.
damn the situation comedies
an elderly vanna white
and countless movie re-runs
it's all so dumb, dumb, and dumber
give me more masterpiece theatre
shows with integrity and culture
something well thought out
it's not going to happen
and when it does
i guess i'll read a good book