Wednesday, September 21, 2011

NOTHING WORKS

my sump pump don't work
my battery is dead
so i replaced it
and the computer brain says it's still dead
maybe i'm dead
no, i still feel pain
my colon don't work
my prostate don't work
my legs don't work
hair grows out of my ears
not on my head
my penis still works
this is a good thing
but that is for another story
i don't work
i'm retired
but it seems i can't keep up with shit
my printer don't work
it's wireless
it's brand new
i screwed everything up
now i need more help
nuthin works
damn

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