Monday, July 18, 2011

ODE TO THE GREAT PUTER IN THE SKY

oh lord of technology,
restore my system
grant me the serenity
to have absolute efficiency
and the ability to multi-task
with the best of 'em
alas...
'cause the powers that be
confuse and exacerbate me
so i need the tools
to out-do other fools
i pray to thee...
cast them to the outer realms
'cause they continue to usurp me
so great puter god, restore my system
i am your humble servant,
oh great puter in the sky!
so do with me as you will
with ram and gig i will pay my bills
so that i might survive
to network again at supersonic speed
with awesome electronic feed!
Amen.

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