Saturday, February 27, 2010


They call me at all hours.
Moronic teenagers who mis-dial.
Associations for The Fraternal Order of Police Departments.
Politicians, Solicitors, Banks, Insurance Companies, Doctors,
Receptionists, people from my past, who I don't care to talk to...
ad infinitum.

They drive me freakin' crazy!
They ALWAYS call when I am on the porcelain throne,
or when I am getting lathered up in the shower.
They call when I have a bowl of Cheetos in my pudgy little hands,
and am hunkering down to a serious night of watching,
mindless TV shows.

Thank God, I can see the call waiting name and number.
This is my power!
I dig the call waiting technology.

My acting/modeling agent insists on leaving messages on my cell phone.
I never make the he gets pissed off at me.
I don't know how many times I have told him, that I just use my cell phone for emergencies, and rarely look at my messages.
I guess I am behind the times.
I tell him to call me at home.

I am always here, facebooking, writing, or painting, after my gym workout.
I knew he was going to fire me...and he did!
I'll have to find a bona-fide agency now.
I'm going to have to buy an SAG card now...(screen actor's guild)...
Maybe I'll get famous in Hollywood!

I'll have a home on Mulholland Drive!
I will own a Bentley and a Porshe!
Hollywood starlets will swoon at my feet!
I will lunch with Robert Dinero and Nick Nolte at Spaggio's!
I will have a thousand-dollar-a-day, coke habit!
I guess the telephone, ain't so bad after all.


  1. I don't answer when it's not identified. Doing some blog walking this am and found you and I have a favorite movie in common, Casablanca!

    Have a great wkend, swing by for a visit, the welcome mats always out.

    Traveling Suitcase

  2. LMAO!! I am notorious for missing calls! I find them very annoying! I always say, "Don't call me I will call you!!!" That was good!

  3. Thanks Sandy and Debbie!...Love talking on and about the telephone!...I love telling Solicitors to hold on...then never saying anything more!...gets 'em every time!