IT AIN'T MY FAULT!

It ain't my fault.
Is it yours?
I didn't do anything.
It's those damn, Muslims,
or those illegals.
Yeah, they're the ones.
It's the Jews,
the Pope,
those darned homosexuals,
and liberated women.
They ruined it all.
It's those Dagos,
and Negroes,
It's them honkys,
dem' crackers,
the politicians,
the corporates,
the lawyers,
the rich,
the poor,
They're all to blame!
(especially the used car salesmen!)
It's the pornographers,
artists,
writers,
photographers,
cops,
prostitutes,
nuns,
priests,
liquor salesmen,
cigarette companies,
doctors,
hospitals,
and pharmaceutical companies.
We have problems because of:
the rednecks,
the anarchists,
the tea baggers,
the liberals,
the Jesus freaks,
the beatniks,
the hippies,
the senior citizens,
and the tree huggers.
Let's take them all, and get rid of them!
We can dig a big hole, and bury them all!
Let's burn the books, and start all over again.
I will be your king.
You know why?
'Cause it ain't my fault!