Arrive early...
Meditate.
Try to bring that blood pressure down.
I know in my evil heart...
that I have been eating too many cookies and potato chips.
I see some gargantuan people in the waiting room.
I feel sorry for them.
I was once a "biggie".
I was alcoholic.
A chain smoker.
A drug user.
All that is done now!
My life is boring.
No booze, no smokes, no drugs...
In the middle of this thought...
I am called into the office.
I stand up too fast.
I feel woozy.
My weight is good.
My blood pressure is 103/63!
Is this too low?
Am I going to die?
The nurse says it is good.
Whew!
Next comes the smiling doctor with his rubber glove.
I bend over, and endure the insult.
I cough, as he squeezes my balls.
He gives me a sheet for blood tests.
La dee da.
Off to the lab tommorow.
I must fast 12 hours.
Bummer.
Gotta' check that cholesterol.
Gotta' check those prostate numbers.
Gotta' see if anything evil lurks inside me.
I got a referral for physical therapy.
My poor aching legs, need something, dammit!
I am in pain for 3 years now.
I will not succumb to the vicodin addiction.
3 damn years...my mind is going.
I've survived cancer, surgeries on the legs, emphysema...
all kinds of shit!
I'm still here, baby!...yeah!...That's right.
The Golden Years suck!
Thank God I'm still a stud muffin.
I think I will go Cougar hunting tonight.
I'm gonna' be 61.
That means my MILF has to be 80 or older.
Yuck!
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LMAO!!! Oh, how I love the way you deal with adversity. Gives me hope! Yes, you are a stud muffin and I know some 40 something gals who think you ROCK!! I didn't realize until about a week ago that I am a baby boomer. I am right at the end of it and missed out on all the fun of the 60's!! This baby boomer thinks you are the King of Baby Boomers!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI want to be the King of rock n' roll!....lol....where are these 40 year old gals?????....hubba hubba!
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